Director: Ridley Scott
Writers: Jon Spaihts and
Damon Lindelof
Starring: Michael
Fassbender, Idris Elba, Sean Harris, Noomi Rapace, Charlize Theron,
Logan Marshal-Green and Guy Pearce
Review by Stewart Loud
Ridley Scott's long
awaited sci-fi spectacular is here at last. So, does it live up to
the hype? I think it does.....well.....apart from the utterly
senseless ending but I'll get to that later.
THE PLOT:
After finding similar
images of gigantic figures pointing towards the same configuration of
stars, on ancient ruins and the side of caves the world over. A team
of geologists conclude that this must be evidence of the human race
being constructed by an ancient race of space faring aliens, and set
off on a Weyland Corp funded mission to the far reaches of space to
meet their makers and finally ask them just what they thought they
were playing at. Their ship: The Prometheus. Crew: 17
Sadly for them, though,
their makers turn out to be complete ass holes and instead of the
spiritual journey of enlightenment they'd hoped for, they end up
running around shouting and soiling themselves whilst getting killed
off in a variety of creatively unpleasant and gory ways for about 2
hours.
THE
GOOD:
I enjoyed this film a lot.
Saw a couple of less than positive reviews beforehand and even spoke
to a mate who asked for his money back when he saw it at the cinema
so maybe having low expectations helped but I found it genuinely
tense and intriguing throughout. The myriad of strange tech', weird
structures, bizarre organisms and dangers the crew face all came
across as truly alien. Although it isn't strictly speaking, an Alien
movie, it still had a similar feeling of being a long way from home
and in a shit load of trouble that the first two films did so well.
Great cast as well.
Micheal Fassbender steals the show with his calm yet mesmerising
performance as the ships synthetic, David, as he wanders around
clearly operating with a slightly different agenda to the rest of the
crew. A couple of my favourite actors, Idris Elba (The Wire, Ghost
Rider, Luthor) and Sean Harris (Harry Brown, Isolation) play
relatively small but well chosen parts as well.
It doesn't fall into the
trap of having the crew be a bunch of stereotypes like a lot of other
films have done since Aliens was released. There's no tough Latino
girl. No idiot who keeps waving pictures of his kids around and no
one character who mans up and takes complete charge as the strongest
leader once things go wrong. A couple of them are clearly a lot
better at handling themselves than others but nothing they do is
glorified so it all just seems like normal people reacting to an
abnormal situation.
They even managed to avoid
slotting in a Hudson character who caves under the pressure and
starts crying “game over!” at the first sign of trouble. To be
fair once shit hits the fan, most of them start pooping in their
collective knickers or asking to leave. Since most of them are
geologists and scientists, and not soldiers, this seemed pretty
realistic.
There wasn't any needless
fleshing out of characters like in AVP either. That pile of toss
spent about half an hour introducing all the team in great detail and
then killed all but about 3 of them off in the first 10 minutes of
action. No, you're told only what you need to know about them and
you're never left feeling like you should have been told more, or
indeed less.
Visually the film is
stunning to look at but you probably don't need me to tell you that
if you've ever watched any of Ridley Scott's other films. The special
effects and locations early in the film are as good as they get and
every scene is expertly crafted to draw the right emotion from the
audience. Fear, curiosity, horror, awe. I've never had a tub of pop
corn last so long, I was that glued to what I was watching. The self
administered surgery bit had me writhing in my seat! Horrible but
absolutely brilliant.
All in all it's incredibly
well paced with the violence and action being well spaced out amongst
the exploration throughout the film and often taking you by surprise
with it's ferocity. The 2 hours flew by for me and I will be watching
it again.
THE
BAD:
It is, however, not
perfect. There were a couple of plot points that bothered me -one in
particular- but that's down to the writers so I won't fault Ridley
Scott for the first rate job he did bringing it to life.
!!SPOILER ALERT!!--If you
have not watched the film and you don't want to know about any of the
important plot details, shock moments or the shockingly bad ending
then stop reading now and skip to the final paragraph marked "THE VERDICT".--!!SPOILER ALERT!!
There's one bit where, after spending the past few hours saying how scared they are because
of all the huge dead bodies lying around and expressing their
reluctance to investigate a life signal, 2 guys find a 4 foot long
alien snake creature and one of them tries to pet it. It's even
flaring it's head like a cobra for God's sake! I know they're
geologists not biologists but whenever an animal puffs itself up like
that -snakes, cats, birds, lizards, fish, whatever- it is not a good
thing. A child of 5 could tell you you should not touch that.
Anyway it bites him on the
hand, breaks his arm, melts his mates face off, slips into his suit
and jumps down his throat. A terrifying scene, no doubt about that,
but the guy was asking for it. It's like Ripley and Newt trying to
cuddle the facehuggers Burk sent after them.
Then there's this bio'
weapon the Engineers created to wipe out Mankind. If they have the
know how to make such a thing and they want to wipe out the human
race, why not just make an air born virus that kills them all quickly
and painlessly? What do they have to gain by turning a large
percentage of them into unstoppable killing machines? If they'd
decided the Human race had become too dangerous to exist, I fail to
see how this would help the situation as they saw it.
Another thing. My
girlfriend once had abdominal surgery similar to what Noomi Rapace's
character goes through in this film -although she didn't have a 15
pound octopus vagina creature removed from her insides- and she said
it was about 2 months before she could stand up straight. Noomi leaps
straight off the table and spends the rest of the film running,
jumping, climbing and even lowering people off big ledges with a
rope. Didn't buy that.
And finally...THE ENDING:
I don't think I can fully
convey just how much the end of this film annoyed me without getting
reported for linking inappropriately coarse material onto facebook.
This film, despite not having any of H.R.Giger's creatures in it, IS
an Alien prequel. The ship from the first film is in there or at
least one of the same design so it ending with an alien space craft
crashing on planet LV-426 or at least setting off in that direction
isn't just what cinema goers expect, it's what we deserve for
paying to see it!
The massive aliens or
“Engineers” as they're referred to in the film have engineered
some sort of doomsday biological weapon that, once it comes into
contact with a life form, infects and transforms that life form into
a super aggressive, super dangerous killing machine, who's sole
purpose is to reproduce itself and wipe out/dominate anything else
living that it finds. Depending on what gets infected and how, the
resulting mutation is always different so with the whole impregnation
and reproduction theme, it's not a huge leap in logic to see how this
could have created Giger's Alien creatures.
At the end of the film, an
alien ship with a lone Engineer pilot takes off for Earth with a
cargo of bio weapons. Never saw the bio weapons when John Hurt and co
went on board the ship in Alien but maybe something bursts out of the
Engineer, causing him to crash on LV-426, then lays all the eggs and
they just missed the bio weapons when searching the ship, I thought.
But no. The ship crashes where it took off from. Is this supposed to
be LV-426? Doesn't look like it. Ah but then we learn there are other
ships and the Engineer pilot gets impregnated by a giant facehugger
looking thing.
Everything is coming
together and making sense now -in a round about and convoluted way-
but it's definitely coming together. Again no. Something that looks a
bit like Giger's alien bursts out of the Engineer where he lays on
the planets surface and runs off while the only 2 surviving cast
members steal another ship and set course for the Engineer home
planet leaving a planet that, as far as the audience knows, is now
completely devoid of intelligent space faring life and working space
craft.
Maybe they already
launched a ship full of eggs. Maybe there was another ship and
Engineer hidden on the planet. Maybe they're gonna make a sequel to
this film that wraps it all up. Why the hell are we left with so many
maybes? Why couldn't they just write it so it makes perfect sense? To have
such a heavily anticipated and well put together film end like that
just gives me a mental image of the writers, both drunk out of their
minds, laughing their asses off at all the people who went to see it
while they count all the money they made. What the fuck?! It's like they had every opportunity to tie it all in flawlessly with the first Alien film but they just didn't feel like it.
THE VERDICT:
Anyone who tells you this is a bad film, isn't being completely fair. There's a lot to like and
a lot of love gone into it. The sets, costumes, creatures, concepts,
performances, special effects and atmosphere of the film are all
outstanding. It just falls down on a few of the story's details. If
you're a fan of the Alien's films or just sci-fi in general, then you
really don't wanna miss this. Just don't expect something flawless.
I'd have scored this a 9 but the ending just left a bad taste in my brain.
SCORE
8/10
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